Kalvintage; "Bestfriend"

Kalvintage; "Shit raps"

So as I said earlier in my blog, I would post the rap that me, Mike and Ferd text to each other about about our shits LOL.
I'll just post our whole text convo.

Glitch Bitch= Ferd
Kitsui= Me
TheBulleT= Mike


WARNING!

The text written below may put unpleasant pictures through your head. Keep reading at your own risk.



Here it is!





Glitch Bitch:

'kubeta'

Uh...Uh
Repeatin the word Uh
Making me push, Uh
Lettin it out, Uh
As my impala stomach dranin out, Uh
Got more load, Uh

One more time, uh
Chicken ding dong
With a honey garlic and salt abd peppa flavUH
Felt to good, uh
Smelt so bad, uh
Takin a dump while rapping is the best, UH!

Glitch Bitch: You get my text? LOL
Kitsui: Yeah man, you be gettin one soon, LOL
Glitch Bitch: Lol omg we gotta facebook it


Kitsui

Yo yo, Check it out
I just got home
Sittin' on mah throne
Taking big shit coming out my butt, holmes!
Texting while I poo
Then out of the blue
My boy Glitch text me talking bout doo doo!
So I send one back
Get ready for my attack
Its ya boy Kitsui better pull back! Oh!

Kitsui: Lmao ok. Get mine?
Glitch Bitch: OMG LOL
Made me slap the ground lol
Kitsui: Haha!! I be waitin for your reply man
Glitch: I ain't on the computer yet


Kitsui:

No no no!!!

Sitting on the toilet I look to my right
Only say 4 sheets of paper man what a bad night
I gotta use it wisely or I'll be in big trouble
Because if I don't I'll have to use soap bubble
I used the first one, it came out dirty
I used the 2nd and 3rd and it didn't look pretty
One more sheet to go and I had to use it well
Fuck! I looked at the paper and it was a sight of hell
Now I don't know what to do
So just wait for part 2
So I tell you this, to be continue.

Kitsui: Get my other text?
Glitch Bitch: Aight aight aight


Glitch Bitch:

This is my final word
As I look at my turd
It was the best damn dump
Bit ain't a pretty sight staring at my slump
Shiet wtf is that?
So surprised, saw kernel so flat
Thought it coulda been bling
That lil yellow thing
Stared the rap from Glitch
Bitch
Also got words from my boys while takin poo-ey
They names are TheBulleT and Kitsuiiii


Glitch Bitch: Yee, My second one is weak
Kitsui: Hahahahahahaha! Sick sick! I have another one on the way
Glitch Bitch: Lol damn yo we gon be famous


Kitsui

Kitsui once again spittin another verse
Bout my time in the toilet cept this ones worse
My shit made a creator, but much greater
If I didn't poo so much, could have all been vapor
Resorted to using the toilet roll
Because that's how Kitsui rolls
Hurt like hell rubbin up against my corn hole
But it got the job done so I am greatful
Time to send this text to Glich and the bull...et.

Then Mike sends me his verse and it went like this:

TheBulleT:

Alright man here goes...
just barely made it to the toilet in time
Nice Shit rap, it;s time you heard mine
Tinik got flow but too many uh's
Now time to listen to Gundam Eywa
Het what?
What's this, a little poop hangin
tryin to drop the bomb while my buttcheek squeezin
There it goes I hear it fall into the lake of souls
I just looked down, damn look at those rolls
There's a big one looks like the hometree was chopped down (He's reffering to the movie Avatar, which we watched earlier that day)
Looked like the one from the movie except more brown

That was all. Hope you enjoyed our little "rap" lol.



Kalvintage; Out!

Kalvintage; "Suck my nuts"

So I log on today on MSN to see that someone has added me. I accepted, and his is how our conversation went:


☆k.d. says:
whos this

gia says:
hi
hi how are you today?

☆k.d. says:
afd

gia says:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?

☆k.d. says:
fuck you
say something else random

gia says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

☆k.d. says:
nice nice, fcuking bitch ass hoe
this is going right on my blog

gia says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

☆k.d. says:
suck my nuts

gia says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/janegua fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
im still here
ill be here

☆k.d. says:
stfu

gia says:
ill be here
pls respond!




Where the hell are you people/robots getting my e-mail?!!?!?



Kalvintage;

Kalvintage; "Gundam Eywa "

My awesome Wrapping
Gift wrapping from "The Boys"
Inglorious Basters@ Barbra's
Lunch with Kelcy, Pondy and Ferd
Visit to Mariejo's
Secret Santa group
Meat loaf
My presents


Hello folks, it's been awhile since I've blogged hasn't it?
Well, a lot has happened ever since my last real blog. Like Christmas shopping, Christmas, our Secret Santa party, and New Years/New Years Eve.

Since my memory isn't very clear on everything, I'll just name some highlights of those days.
Christmas shopping, fun stuff fun stuff. Ended up going over my budget, so I'm pretty damn broke now. I need to find a new job. My work at The Marriott cease to exist, due to the fact the I was only working there for the season. Wow, don't I sound sophisticated LOL.

On Christmas eve, I spent it at home with my family. Lots of food, drinks and fun. I ended up karaoke-ing and drinking the night away. We ran out of beer, and my brother was too drunk to go out and get some more. So he let me drive me car, which was a manual transmission. It was my first time driving standard, but damn did I do good haha. The only down side to my whole Christmas was that in the morning, I had a slight hang-over. But not as bad as my brother. I was making him keep up with my drinking, but he failed to do so haha.

On boxing day I treated myself to a PS3, and that was pretty much it. I didn't do a lot of shopping from what I can remember. I also went for lunch with Ferd, Pondy and Kelcy.
Later that night Mike and I went to Ferd's family party. Had a couple drinks, met up with Pondy who was also at a family party nearby, and visited Mariejo at her house.

The next day we attempted to watch Avatar in the theater. Didn't happen. After riding on the train back and fourth tring to figure out what we were going to do, we ended up going to Barbra's house and watched Inglorious Basterds. Preeeeeeeee fun.

The 28th and the 29th I'm blank. I'm sure one of those two days we when Mike, Ferd and I signed up for membership at Node, an internet cafe. Good investments lol.

December 30th was our Secret Santa party at Allen's house. Me and Pondy were the first two to get to his place. Pondy baked some muffins and decorated them, and attempted to bake a brownie. It went into the oven as brownie batter, and came out as chocolate brittle LOL. I know you're reading this Pondy. It was still good. Don't worry. Me and Allen spent our time mixing ingredients together trying to make meatloaf, which was devoured in seconds when it was time to eat lol.

When the other guest arrived we hung out, chit-chatted, played games and ate.
After eating, we opened presents. Funnnnnnnn times! You should see my wrapping for my gift, it was awesome lol. Michelle had me as her Secret Santa, and bought me a new game for my PS3. Just what I wanted! Ferd and Mike ended up buying me a present too. I felt bad that I didn't have anything in return for them. But at the same time I was really happy that they thought of me lol. No homo haha.
Their give to me turned out to be the exact same gift that my Secret Santa got me. It feels even better getting it a second time haha!

Me, Mike, Kelcy, Mariejo and Barbra spent New Years eve at Pondy's house. We got there, we ate, and watched t.v.. Later on that night me and Mike went out to the liquor store and bought a big bottle of Smirnoff, and a small bottle of Jagermeister. We got back to the house around 11 o'clock.

"Okay! We have one hour to get drunk!"

And we did. LOL.
We played a game I made up. You spin the empty bottle of Jagermeister, and whoever it points to, you pour them and shot a drink with them. But before you take the shot, you have to name a memory you had with that person that happened in 2009. Good times, reminiscing about the past.

New years day to January 4th, I don't really recall anything at the moment. I knew somethings happened though. But on the 5th, we (me, Mike, Ferd, Allen and Barbra) finally got to watch Avatar. What an epic movie! You know it's a good movie when you and your friends start referring everything with words from the movie lol. Mike now calls himself/his car Gundam Eywa, Ferd is Tinik, and somehow I got to be Da'ing. Hahaha. After the movie, we went to the mall and did a little shopping. After we were going to go to the pub and eat some wings, but Barbra is still under aged so we had to pick somewhere else to go. Since they couldn't think, we went to Node and played a Few rounds of Counter Strike, while they pick out where they wanted to go. We ended up going to Bubblemania, a place that specializes in bubble tea, and chicken wings. We also met up with Camille and Kelcy there.

After about 100 wings later, we were going to go to a party. But it ended early. Damn kids, don't know how to have a good time lol. So Mike dropped off me, Ferd and Allen home.

Right when I got home, I headed straight for the washroom. Don't be grossed out! You all do it!
When I was sitting there, I get a text from Ferd. He was rapping about how he was taking a shit LOL. So I rebutted back with a rhyme of my own. Later I got a text from Mike rapping about how he was talking a dump as well. Turned up right when we got home, me, Mike and Ferd headed straight for the toilet lol. I'll post up those rap in a different blog. Good times, good times.

That's about all. Other than chilling and playing Call of Duty, I haven't been doing much.
But yeah, another long blog. Hope you readers enjoyed!

Merry belated Christmas, and I hope you all had a Happy belated New Years!




Kalvintage; a.k.a. Kitsui
a.k.a. Da'ing

Kalvintage;"Hey!"

FUCK YOU!

I'm okay, don't worry. (:

Kalvintage;"Whore"

Hello friends! Lol, so I shall update you on what has been happening in these last couple days.
So yesterday after work, a few co-workers and I went to a pub to have a few drinks. We ended up going to a place called Dakota. We went in, took our seats and ordered a pitcher of Coors light. The lady told us a pitcher was held only 3 pints of beer, and there was 4 of us. Me, Eli, Edwige and Hyunik, we call him Ik for short. Anyways, instead of ordering 1 pitcher, we ordered 2. We just sat around, chilled out, Ik taught us some Korean words and had a good time. As time went on, we eventually got a little drunk, and for you people who've drank before, you know once you have a little alcohol inside of you, you just keep on drinking anyways lol. By the end, we ended up buying 4 pitchers of beer costing us around 80 dollars. Expensive huh!

After we left, we were walking through downtown to get to the train station. As we were crossing the street, we say this guy slip and fall on the ice. My friends being drunk and all, ended up bursting out in laugher at the guy. I felt so bad! Being the kindheared person I am, I myself did laugh (:

We went to Chinook mall, walked around, looked for shoes and ate. While I was there, I was a special someone. I can't say any names, but when I saw this person I was really happy. Happy and nervous. I can't really explain it, I was sweating, yet at the same time i had goosebumps and shivers. CORNY! NEXT!
(So that concludes Wednesday)

We were hosting a party today at work, and at one of my tables there was a man with two crutches. (Lol, this sounds like a begginning of a joke!) Another gentleman called me over , and I asked if there was anything I could do for him, and he replied:

"My friend over there has two crutches, and I was wondering if you would be kind enough to help him out, and carry his food for him"

"Sure! No problem" I replied.
"When your table is going up for food, I'll come and give him a hand"

So eventually they went up to get their food, and I introduced myself to the guy with crutches. His name was Prem, cool name lol.
After I helped him get his food, he pulled out his wallet and gave me a 5, yay!

Later on that afternoon as we were clearing up tables, and the guest were leaving, the man who asked me to help his friend called me over and thanked me for my help and slipped me a 10. Whoooo! 15 dollars! That's a whole hours pay lol.

After work, me Edwige and Ali(Another coworker), went to Original Joe's to eat and drink again, shame on me! We ordered hot wings and Shanghai noodles. Edwige left with a friend, so it was just me and Ali left. We drank, got to know each other a little better and shared some girl tips hahaha. Not that I need em'! At the end of the night, I had 3 pints of beer and left to go to Sunridge mall to pay off my phone bill. The commute to Sunridge is about 15 minutes from downtown. I had to pee really bad! I thought I was litterally going to explode. I could feel it whishing around in my body, grossssss. I got to the mall, walked a quick pace and walked in the mens room. Daaaammmnnn, did it feel good! I think I broke my old peeing record! LOL, when I think I have a long pee, I count. I got up to 64 seconds and I stopped counting from there. I was still going too, hahaha!

After my record breaking piss, I went to H&M and saw they were having a sale! I looked around, found a turtle neck I wanted from before which was 50 bucks original, but they docked it down to 20. I also found these two nice blazers, one for 40 dollars, original 80, and the other was originally 60, but I got it for 20. That's some good shopping right there! I went to Fido, paid for my bill, and went home.


I thought I was done, but I forgot something pretty funny happened to me just not too long ago.
Anways, I was chatting on MSN, when this person who reccently added me started talking to me. Here's how that chat went:

salome said:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?

☆k.d. said:
nice to meet you paris
im 19 (I'm not 19 hahaha)
how did you find my email? lol

salome said:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

☆k.d. says:
whos jen

salome says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

k.d. says:
are you a robot

salome says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/janegua fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!

☆k.d. says:
no
blah
lalalala(I really said this, I had suspeceted something was fishy about her)

salome says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

☆k.d. says:
say something random if you're ugly

salome says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

☆k.d. says:
whore

salome says:
brb soon this is where i got those movies http://www.fastwebmovies.com/friends.php

☆k.d. says:
suck dick lol

salome says:
brb soon this is where i got those movies http://www.fastwebmovies.com/friends.php

☆k.d. says:
suck dick

THE END

Hahahahahahaha!
Well, that will be all for today! I was trying to keep this one short, but so much for that!

OH OH, by the ways. The weather here in Calgary sucks balls! I seen cars litterally buried in snow, up to its roof!


Thanks for reading! Dress warm :D
Kalvintage; Up, up and away!

Kalvintage;"Happy birthday my dear Vicki! I am drunk!"

Hellooo!


Okay, to let you all catch up on what I've been up to, I'll do it the lazy way and jot down the things I did last week, up til now.


-work work

-work, drank at work! Not a lot of people get to do that! Also helped make 50 dollars in tip, and I wasn't even working! That's what you call a hard working employee!

-After that day of work, went to my friend Michelle's house for a party while here parents were away from work. Passed out, don't really remember what happened. But hey, that's when you know you had a good time!

-work work

-Went to a friends house, gave me a hair cut, then we had a little "photo shoot". Pretty gay! Lol, I'll post pictures up when I can!

-Went to work the next day, Told me my haircut wasn't suitable for work because "We are cannot have 'Mohawks' at work. Pssssssh! It's not even a mohawk, It's a faux hawk!
So they made me go into the washroom and comb it over to one side.

-I had so many other things to say, but I forgot them all. Maybe it's the fact that I am "under the influence" right now, or that I just have really bad memory.

-But anyways! December 4th 2009, I went to the mall, met up with Pondy, and her sister and I helped her buy shoes to go to dinner/club with today for my friend Vicki birthday. I also bought Vicki a bag from Aldo, bought myself a winter hat, and shoes that look like Keds.

-Went to Vicki's birthday dinner at Moxies. Being the cheap bastard that I am, I ran across the street and bought two double cheeseburgers from the McDonalds lol. Went back to Moxie's and ate my burger, then ordered a "Bad boy" beer! It's practically just a beer, exect it HUGE! Like... 710ml.

-Then people bought liquor from a nearby liquor store, so we could pre-drink before we went to the club.

-Drank, drank drank!

-Got to Opus, danced a little. Got bunk, so we left to go to another club called Vinyl.

-Got there, danced our hearts out. Random drunk lady came to me and stared dancing. Little awkward, but it was fun LOL.

-Got dropped off home by my friend Allen. Fought through knee deep snow to get to my front steps, got in, and got food to eat.

-Now I'm just writing this blog because... I'm bored? Or is it because I still a little bit drunk from all the alcohol I consumed tonight?


Who knows! Hoped you guys who follow my blog enjoyed this one. Thought it may not be much, I just want to keep you guys informed about what I am up to.

Well anyways, I should be heading to bed now. Its 3am, and I have work at 2 in the afternoon. Hope I don't get a hangover. I'm sure I won't (: Wish me luck!


P.S.
Happy birthday Vicki! I hope you had fun tonight. And I hope you liked the bag I bought for you (: Love you lots!

Yours truly,
Kalvintage;