After having a long hard day at work, my mother called me into her room asking for a back massage(because I give the best massages). While I was in there, we were chit chatting and we eventually got to the topic about how my old church friend, got a girl pregnant so they ended up getting married. They are still young too. Then she lectured me about how shouldn't do anything stupid like that, and how I should enjoy my life while I'm still young. So I replied to her:
"It's okay nay(mom), I won't do anything like that."
"I'm gay! Do you still love me?"
"I like da cock! I love the penis!"
LMAO! I'm obviously kidding though ;] (Don't worry ladies *wink wink*)
Then she replied:
"Stop talking like that, you sounds stupid."
Hahaha, oh man. I love my mother.
Anyways, a LOT has happened this past week. When I'm not lazy, I'll post another blog telling whoever out there is reading my blogs.
Goodbye!
Kalvintage; Not gay.
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